Akpos don come again ooo
Former military ruler Muhammadu Buhari has become the first opposition candidate to win a presidential election in Nigeria. General Buhari beat incumbent Goodluck Jonathan by more than 2.5 million votes, final results showed.
President Jonathan telephoned his rival to concede defeat. Gen Buhari’s supporters took to the streets to celebrate. Now, Akpos has sent a letter to General Muhammadu Buhari, informing him of things Nigerians expect from him.
Here they are;
1) Don’t come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light and security. Others will fall in place
2) Replace petrol subsidy
3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can handle it.
4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it.
5) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou.
6) Don’t Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make U Go Chop.
7) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat lady that says your call credit is low please recharge!
8) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem like civil servant 2 discourage rogues from our politics.
9) Don’t use all our money to buy shoes and private jets. Use ur old military boots and okada if necessary.
10) Let there be electricity, we don’t want to be hugging transformers.
11) We want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC, Aljazeera and so on.
12) Nonetheless, do not marginalise any region, especially south south. Discourage ethnic and religion discrimination.
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